May 2013
3 posts
April 2013
3 posts
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
January 2013
5 posts
When I'm shuffling
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Expectation
Reality
hahaha tinkywinky XD
Studying 5 minutes before a test
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When you lose your phone and it's on silent.
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November 2012
6 posts
September 2012
1 post
When the teacher sees you chewing gum
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Haha LOL
August 2012
15 posts
That irritating moment when you're rushing to do...
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and this bitch comes to you and start blabbering stuff.
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Cute gif
April 2012
7 posts
February 2012
23 posts
